“Climate change is going to destroy this island if we don’t do something fast,” the Martha’s Vineyard Equity Council said. “This wall nothing to do with keeping the brownies out.”
Martha’s Vineyard makes amends for migrant debacle
Progressives propose Vermont change name to Green Cloud State
With marijuana now legal to grow and sell, Progressives recommend moving the state capitol to Highgate.
FBI Confronts Mike Lindell, Dangerous Leader of Jan. 6th Pillow Fight Gang
As can be seen in the doctored footage of the January 6th insurrection, several hundred MP20 gang members can be seen assaulting officers and mostly peaceful Antifa members.
Bananas: Science retires / prostitutes hired as paraeducators
Dismayed by the public’s growing lack of support, Science has announced his retirement. And ladies of the night are offered a day job in Vermont schools.
Bananas: Antifa Changing Name To Protifa After Realizing They Love Fascism
Who wants to be anti-anything? Besides, if it walks like a fascist duck….
Bananas: This Week in Fake News
Among the elites of Windham County, Vermont, black lives no longer matter as much as Ukrainian lives, fake news Johnny Bananas reports.
