From the doorway of the House Ways and Means Committee room one lawmaker was overheard asking “are we setting aside money for new tinfoil hats for those nutty reporters outside” while giving the double-knuckle with a palm-press secret handshake shared between Progressive Freemasons.
The last word on men-struation. Period.
Humanity seems to be playing chicken with stupidity at a record pace.
Many of the players’ overprotective and enabling mothers have come out in defense of their grown baby boys asking such pertinent questions as “Why are you letting this happen to my baby?” “Who is responsible for hurting my baby?” and “Why isn’t the grass softer?”
A former CNN producer from Ludlow Vermont and former CNN news personality Brian Stelter will anchor a new Disney news initiative.
“We haven’t seen anything like this, well, since the days of Noah quite frankly,” said long-time elf and gift wrapper Ribbons N. Bowes. “That was a rough year.”
“I can’t be associated with this stuff,” the Mesopotamian deity said.
With each passing year the hashtag “#ClintonBodyCount” has been trending upward.
“We believe we can lower the global temperature at least one to two degrees by lowering the global population ten to fifteen percent,” Bill Gates said.
How to reel in the millions by reeling in the minions.
