Fake news reporter Johnny Bananas says the story of the demise of formulating babies is greatly exaggerated.
Bananas: Wash your brain for good personal grooming
JB describes many helpful techniques for a good brainwashing. You’ll feel so much better when it’s done.
Bananas: Help Wanted – GRASS for my dog
Bananas: Fill out those brackets for this year’s anti-Christ
March madness is already here. Vegas odds on the identity of the Anti-Christ!
Bananas: Grand Opening of my new restaurant
Chek out the restroom graffiti in Johnny’s new communism-themed restaurant.
Bananas Master Class: ‘Wicked Smaht’ or How to Intellectualize
This is New England after all, home to Boston and Burlington, connected by a super highway littered with brainiacs who still have a favorable opinion of Joe Biden, Ghislaine Maxwell, and mask mandates.
Bananas: MASTER CLASS – The Art of the Cancel
If you’re ready to join the vanguard, Red Guard or just can’t stand the thought of other people thinking they get to think their own thoughts, Johnny Bananas has a Master Class for you.
Bananas: Church shopping in Vermont
Fake news reporter Johnny Bananas goes church-shopping in Vermont.
Bananas: Master Class on How to New World Order When You’re Old
Resistance is futile! Get on board with the New World Order, says Johnny Bananas. It’ll be grand.
Master Class: How to Karen Like A Boss
Taking your Miss Bossy Pants game to the next level.