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  1. Did you hear the joke about Joe Biden, and his science project ? It seems that young Joe decided that he was going to take his frog dissection to a higher level. He started by cutting off the frog’s front left leg, then poked the frog with a pencil, and said “jump”. The frog complied, and jumped. Joe wrote in his notebook, ‘frog jumps with three legs.” Young Joe then cut off the other front leg, poked the frog with his pencil, and commanded the frog to jump. The frog rose up on his rear legs, and jumped. Young Joe wrote in his note book, “Frog jumps with only his back legs. Joe then cut off the frog’s back left leg, and poked the frog with his pencil and told the frog once again to jump. The frog teetered up on his one remaining leg, and lunged forward. Joe wrote in his note book, Frog continues to be able jump on only one leg. Joe then amputates the frog’s last remaining leg, and pokes the frog with his pencil while commanding the frog to jump.The frog just lies there. Joe once again pokes the frog with his pencil, and commands the frog to jump. The frog continues to lay there motionless. Joe writes in his note book, “Frog loses his hearing after cutting of all his legs. The moral of the story ? Joe gets it, he just lies in hope of convincing useful idiots. The price of petroleum has gone up as a direct cause of his deliberate actions to make it do so. Every body knows it’s not because the frog is deaf. It’s because you cut the legs off.

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