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Introducing a Paul Bean Original Tune: “The Ballad of Butt Wipe Becca”
I’ve always wanted to write a song and for some reason this one just really jumped on me. I had some help on the lyrics with a post from @CrackerMcCrackerface on X. After some quick adjustments and some playing around I decided to turn it into a tune. I have never created something so flawlessly in my life and that’s where the true beauty in creation can come.
Here are the lyrics if you’d like to sing along, I have to admit, it’s quite catchy!
Becky Ballint she’s ripping with scorn,
Her words leave America, tattered and torn.
A mouthpiece for chaos, her venomous flood,
Drowning the nation in lies and bad blood.
She fawns over trooning, our kids sick and cruel,
Warping young minds in a delusional school.
She calls Riots “protests,” with a wink and a grin,
While flames burn our streets, she’s all-in for sin.
Butt Wipe Becca, she’s out of luck!
She’s packing her bags, she’s stuck in the muck
Deported from office, no more talk!
Time to move on baby, take a long walk
Trump and republicans She snarls and she fights,
Spits on their plans, though they’d set things right.
Illegal invaders, she welcomes with glee,
Criminals and terrorists, her heroes set free
A DNC lapdog, a Deep State pawn,
She submits to masters, till America’s gone.
Her heart hates the flag, the freedom, the fight,
A snake in a suit, she’s not very bright
Butt Wipe Becca, she’s out of luck!
She’s packing her bags, and she’s stuck in the muck
Deported from office, no more talk!
Time to move on baby, take a long walk
Becky Ballint, a blight on the free,
Her rhetoric’s poison, a dark decree.
Let’s Boot her from office, let her schemes hit the dirt,
She’s nothin’ but pain, and harm, and hurt.
Raise up your children, to be fierce and unbound,
With truth as their sword, let their voices resound.
Cast out this puppet, her malice, her chains,
For America’s glory, let freedom reign
Butt Wipe Becca, she’s out of luck!
She’s packing her bags, she’s stuck in the muck
Deported from office, no more talk!
Time to move on baby, take a long walk
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Categories: Satire
I love this!
Very apropos ! Love it ! Encore ! Well bless her heart ! It’s too bad she is such a twit that she can’t see past her TDS !
You have to hope she gets the message, OR will her staff isolate her. Hope she’s searching to find housing in DC as others from the state and follow suit. She has $$$$ from a short while in DC. Another AOC, and Liz Cheney mentality style.
Awesome! Think I’ll forward this to her .. although you are probably right..her staff will protect her and delete it. What a twit! Good lord can we have any more embarrassing reps in Washington?!
Reminds me of 70’s satirical troubadour Loudon Wainwright Jr., who was the guy who composed “Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road.” Apropo. Paul Bean has talent.
Well this was a surprise! Great lyrics, too much fun, well done.
If only the VT..GOP could all sing the same song, she. Is probably safe for life running for Vermont office.
Hey Paul, instead of the words
‘time to move on baby, take a long walk’ you should say:
‘The scrappy little dyke , needs to take a long walk’.
What?! I mean that what she calls herself right?🤷🏻♀️🤭
Great job👏👏