Introducing a Paul Bean Original Tune: “The Ballad of Butt Wipe Becca”
I’ve always wanted to write a song and for some reason this one just really jumped on me. I had some help on the lyrics with a post from @CrackerMcCrackerface on X. After some quick adjustments and some playing around I decided to turn it into a tune. I have never created something so flawlessly in my life and that’s where the true beauty in creation can come.
Here are the lyrics if you’d like to sing along, I have to admit, it’s quite catchy!
Becky Ballint she’s ripping with scorn,
Her words leave America, tattered and torn.
A mouthpiece for chaos, her venomous flood,
Drowning the nation in lies and bad blood.
She fawns over trooning, our kids sick and cruel,
Warping young minds in a delusional school.
She calls Riots “protests,” with a wink and a grin,
While flames burn our streets, she’s all-in for sin.
Butt Wipe Becca, she’s out of luck!
She’s packing her bags, she’s stuck in the muck
Deported from office, no more talk!
Time to move on baby, take a long walk
Trump and republicans She snarls and she fights,
Spits on their plans, though they’d set things right.
Illegal invaders, she welcomes with glee,
Criminals and terrorists, her heroes set free
A DNC lapdog, a Deep State pawn,
She submits to masters, till America’s gone.
Her heart hates the flag, the freedom, the fight,
A snake in a suit, she’s not very bright
Butt Wipe Becca, she’s out of luck!
She’s packing her bags, and she’s stuck in the muck
Deported from office, no more talk!
Time to move on baby, take a long walk
Becky Ballint, a blight on the free,
Her rhetoric’s poison, a dark decree.
Let’s Boot her from office, let her schemes hit the dirt,
She’s nothin’ but pain, and harm, and hurt.
Raise up your children, to be fierce and unbound,
With truth as their sword, let their voices resound.
Cast out this puppet, her malice, her chains,
For America’s glory, let freedom reign
Butt Wipe Becca, she’s out of luck!
She’s packing her bags, she’s stuck in the muck
Deported from office, no more talk!
Time to move on baby, take a long walk