Vermont fake news reporter Johnny Bananas wakes up with a bad case of racism.
My Anti-Racist Struggle Session
It’s Bananas: The Mascot Dilemma
Rather than excel at sports and academia, our schools now strive to excel at grievances. First in line, mascots!
Johnny Bananas: a merry little Christmas tune brought to you by COVID
The 12 Days of Christmas goes COVID!
Bananas: beware the Moronic Variant
Delta, Omicron, yadayadayada. The Moronic Variant is among you – you moron!
Bananas: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Rioting Safely
For your rioting, safety wear at least one bullet-proof layer so as not to get “Ritten-housed.”
A Johnny Bananas World Exclusive: the search for Brandon’s diaries
Fake news reporter Johnny Bananas is reading Brandon’s diary. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.
My search for Brandon
In a fit of flabbergasty, I yelled out blasphemously, ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’
