Vermont fake news reporter Johnny Bananas wakes up with a bad case of racism.
Rather than excel at sports and academia, our schools now strive to excel at grievances. First in line, mascots!
The 12 Days of Christmas goes COVID!
Delta, Omicron, yadayadayada. The Moronic Variant is among you – you moron!
For your rioting, safety wear at least one bullet-proof layer so as not to get “Ritten-housed.”
Fake news reporter Johnny Bananas is reading Brandon’s diary. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.
In a fit of flabbergasty, I yelled out blasphemously, ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’